Zookeeper Omelettes

Ok not really. So here is the deal. Shark and I, Shark and me..whatever- We are on the UPARC Omelette Committee. The party itself is over 40 years old and we are carrying on the tradition of the fabulous founding families. Their idea was to raise money for the UPARC foundation-Upper Pinellas Association for Retarded Citizens.So back then they flew Rudy Stanish-the Omelette King-down here from NYC to make omelettes. Today the party is a black tie event for nearly 400 people-if my friends would RSVP please-and some really amazing sponsors. Three incredible Florida artists will sell their work as well as amazing diamond jewels from Zookeepers old job in NYC. The party is being held on the Belleview Island which is basically a slice of heaven as it is...sooo whats my deal....just laying low as the co-chair-NOT! Janice my awesome buddy (partner has too many implications) and I are co-chairing and our darling committee are about to kick off a week of major work! Wish me luck...and I promise pictures. And if you are coming or sending money leave me a comment!
kisses from the zoo!

Zookeeper Flu Keeper

Ok-now I get it..that's what the flu shot is trying to prevent...good idea. I have been stuck in my bed, plastered to the mattress is pain and coughing, sneezing, etc. After several showers with Moulton Brown Eucalyptus shower gel, I am free and clear of that hint of death. Feeling better. Now some very dear ladies are scrubbing, vacuuming, etc. Semi-annual Zoo muck out!I told them I would give an extra prize for whoever finds the most binkies under furniture!
Still feeling irresponsible..even Monkey is at school today so I am playing catch up at my desk...on to the post office and the grocery...then back to rest at the clean zoo!

Bittersweet Zoo

Having just returned from Playhouse Disney at Ruth Eckerd Hall, I feel a little like Eeyore. It was fun and the creatures LOVED it! sweet. Shop is all packed up and closed down. little bitter. Time to reinvent myself and I will give you a little preview...probably not going to see zookeeper be a stay at home mom. Tried it yesterday-exhausting-but maybe not as bad as a customer who couldn't understand the return policy at the shop. So watch out...as soon as I figure out what to do, you'll be the first to know!
In the meantime I am going to go straighten up the zoo while the creatures take "a tiny rest". Bear tries to convince himself he just needs a "tiny" nap and then wakes up after 3 hours...delightful!

Monkey See Monkey Do!

In case you haven't noticed, it's baseball season! The Shark is swimming south to look at players there, so the zookeeper is on her own. This morning in an amazing attempt to get everyone ready and out the door, I asked Bear to keep an eye on Monkey and I would hurry. I realize that sounds crazy since Bear is 4, but realistically I thought it was doable. I thought. After making myself presentable in record time I dashed back to the family room and scanned the area for Monkey. Bear was laying on the couch as only a male can do, and Monkey was perched on top of the breakfast room table. Sitting with legs wrapped around the fish bowl, and both hands attempting a death grip on the poor innocent fish. I am telling you, animal instinct. I only wish I had kept my cool long enough to snap a picture.

Zoo Names

WOW! People are reading my blog...strange but true. However, it's still hard for me to figure out who is really reading! My tech department is working on that!
Sooooo in regards to animal names...they are earned! Over the last girls weekend, Mother Hen was awarded and she was very deserving! What would your animal name be?
Which leads me to the next question...if I were to start a new business, anyone up for suggesting names?I know that means you have to register in order to comment but it just takes a second. Just one tiny second away from facebook and I will know more of what you are thinking!
Happy Friday from the ZOO

Allergy Season at the Zoo

Shark and Bear are allergic to something and thus zookeeper is a nurse. Currently after midnight EST and I am letting the little guy watch cartoons...if you can't stop coughing because you are crying, and if you can't stop crying and coughing to take your inhaler then...watch TV?!?! I digress. I will stick to blogging, don't think a parenting book is in my future.
I have so much to say but can think of nothing-uh oh...must need bed. And Phineas and Ferb is ending so must fight to get the animals back in their cages.(joking of course, although not a terrible idea.)
sneezes from the zoo